curiosity

didn’t kill the cat, you did.

you murdered my cat

That’s me with an axe

chopping down the Giving Tree

whistling while I work

A ninja works here

in accounts receivable

i never see him

My dog has rabies

at least I think he has it

I sure as hell do

I’ve been training rats

to piss and shit everywhere

they take to it quick

My briefcase is full

of dead rats stuffed with dead mice

T.G.I.F., right?

I’ve been eating clay

When I go to the bathroom

I will shit a brick