Every single day

I’m surrounded by horrors

that pass for normal

With my time machine

I abducted Abraham Lincoln

and made him fight Taft

Fate is decided

by ancient cosmic beings

who couldn’t care less

can’t tickle yourself

which is why masturbation

is miraculous

I’m invisible

when I take off my clothing

…cops can still see me

during the outbreak

I escaped from quarantine

and headed downtown

 

Mom is off her meds

and Dad’s been drinking again

…let’s go to the park

Screaming skeletons

surround my bed every night

I do not sleep well

On the internet

I’m not a middle-aged creep

I’m a jail-bait slut

I’ve been sleeping with

my imaginary friend

now things are awkward