A lab accident

gave me no super powers

just leukemia

Casper is the ghost

of a kid with Down Syndrome

he’s very friendly

While shaving my chest

i sliced off both my nipples

not an accident

a tapeworm lives here

inside my digestive tract

he eats what I eat

The Tooth Fairy won’t

give money to meth addicts

nobody knows why

The Jersey Devil

crossed the Delaware River

and was shot nine times

One sexist remark

and that witch gave me titties

my eyes are up here

At night, when I dream

a skinless horse visits me

and gives me advise

clown cemeteries

don’t require a lot of land

many clowns per grave

Our septic tank burst

the yard is flooded with waste

let’s make shit-angels