Screaming skeletons

surround my bed every night

I do not sleep well

On the internet

I’m not a middle-aged creep

I’m a jail-bait slut

I’ve been sleeping with

my imaginary friend

now things are awkward

That’s a boy pony

do you know how I can tell?

‘Cause his name is Fred

Don’t invite werewolves

they’ll murder the other guests

and pee on the rug

I wish I had hooves

instead of these human feet

I wouldn’t need shoes

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