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#482

That’s a boy pony

do you know how I can tell?

‘Cause his name is Fred

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment December 14, 2018

#187

Don’t invite werewolves

they’ll murder the other guests

and pee on the rug

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment December 14, 2018

#119

I wish I had hooves

instead of these human feet

I wouldn’t need shoes

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment November 14, 2018

979#

ssalg gnikool eht nI

regnagelppod ym ees I

secalp edart lliw eW

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment November 14, 2018January 17, 2019

#663

For the holidays

I’ve exhumed my grandparents

best Christmas ever!

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment November 14, 2018

#916

I’m intolerant

of rail-riding homeless folk

I’m a hobo-phobe

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment November 14, 2018

#805

Unicorn semen

is very valuable

it glows in the dark

 

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment July 30, 2018

#891

I just caught our son

fingering the neighbor’s dog

it’s time for “the talk”

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment July 30, 2018

#951

Nobody can tell

that my pockets are all full

of dead mice and hair

biilzbubb Uncategorized Leave a comment July 30, 2018

#183

This has gone too far

I forgot the safety word

my dick is bleeding

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